Open Eye Tin

Open Eye Tin

There's an old saying: That which doesn't kill us... is an open target to making a joke out of it! If you have ever been married, divorced, single, dated or interacted with other people on this earth you might laugh at the following jokes:

1. Have a Happy Birthday but don't celebrate with a glass of wine; I hear the wine-stompers in Italy are having a sit-in.

2. I hate it when my boobs itch, it's like trying to scratch jello.

3. They are coming up with a new Viagra-like drug for women, it's called, Ho-Zak.

4. I knew our marriage was over when we saw a counselor and he asked me if it was difficult to please my husband. I thought for a moment and replied, "I don't know, I've never tried."

5. I should have known our marriage wasn't going to last by the way my then husband-to-be proposed to me. He got down on bended knee, took my hand, looked me in the eye and said, "I'd like you to take my last name...and add it to your checking account."

6. How come when you meet the right person you know immediately but when you meet the wrong person it takes ten years of marriage to find out?

7. My fanatical religious neighbors had twins. As expected they gave the children Biblical names but who expected the names to be First and Second Thessalonians.

8. For the 10th wedding anniversary the traditional gift is Tin. On our 10th anniversary I should have been presented with gold bars!

9. My ex finally saw a doctor after we divorced. They discovered that he had multiple personalities...one was a thief, one was a liar, one was mean and one was a lazy son of a gun!

10. I asked the Lord: 'Lord, what's a million dollars to you?' The Lord replied, " A Penny." I asked, 'Lord, what is a million dollars to you?' The Lord replied, "A second." I asked, 'Can I have a penny?' The Lord answered, "Just a second."

11. In the book of Deuteronomy, Moses gave three long sermons and then died. Three long sermons can kill anyone.

12. I need to start dating older men. My last date came running to my car... wearing tennis shoes... that lit up.

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Weather Eye Open $45 The windmill's labor is contingent upon the weather, upon what air masses, at any given time, overlie its landscape. Anticipatory in mood, Weather Eye Open adopts the emblem of the windmill, seeking what Merleau-Ponty calls the "inspiration and expiration of Being." The windmill serves as analogue to the perceiving subject, to the poet, whose consciousness, though rooted and partial, is yet always receptive to being energized, turned. Like open sails, the perceiver ushers the weather indoors, converting one motion, the wind, to another, the grinding burrstones. The poems in this collection pursue a similar transmutation through language, a staying open to its various weather (and whether) systems. For Sarah Gridley, language strikes at the "X" of experience: part presence and part absence, part spirit and part matter, part home and part homesickness, part harnessed and part wild. In the face of such weather, the stance of the poet is both rapacious and passive, searching and struck still.

Tin Cup $4.69 Rated: RSynopsis: With lady-killer charm and a game that can make par with garden tools, Kevin Costner rejoins Bull Durham filmmaker Ron Shelton for another funny tale of the games people play. For Costner's Roy, golf is a head-and heart-game. On both counts, that's where shrink Molly Griswold (Rene Russo) comes in. She's big city, Roy's small time, and he believes only the grandest of gestures can lure her away from a slick touring pro (Don Johnson) and earn her love. So Roy and his dutiful caddy (Cheech Marin) set out to do the impossible: win the U.S. Open. With laughs, clever battle-of-the-sexes banter and a handy way with a 7-iron, Tin Cup winningly defines the moment and contemporary romantic comedy

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The Tin Men $10.19 Michael Frayn's first, and now classic novel, was the winner of the Somerset Maugham Award. Why not programme computers to take over the really dull jobs that human beings have to do?.At the William Morris Institute of Automaton Research they are doing just that in order that mankind will be free to take care of the really stimulating and demanding tasks of living today, such as the impending visit of Her Majesty the Queen to open its new wing . . .

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Eye for an Eye $9.99 Lisette, the flawless beauty with the take-no-prisoners attitude is back! Along with her partners, Marlene and Aida, Lisette ruins marriages at the request of desperate, wealthy wives willing to pay large sums to stick it to their husbands. Control is what it’s all about, and that’s just what they give back to the wives. Enter Shante Hunt and Vivian Steele. Shante wants Lisette to set up her brother-in-law to prove to her sister that the man she married is no good. Vivian wants Aida to trap her husband, not so she can get a divorce, but to force him to realize how good he has it at home. It’s business as usual, until Lisette’s past comes back to wreak havoc in a major way. Someone is out for revenge, and when Lisette finds out who and why, things for both her and Aida will never be the same. Sex, suspense, intense drama, and murder . . . Eye for an Eye is an explosive sequel that will leave you with your mouth hanging wide open.  This is Dwayne S. Joseph at his best!

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Tin Cup(1996) (DVD) $5.93 'Tin Cup' McAvoy is barely making a living as a golfing instructor and he's in a rut. If he'd played it safe he would merely have given Molly lessons instead of falling in love with her. Now all he has to do is win the U.S. Open to transform his career and win Molly's heart. Cast List: Kevin Costner , Rene Russo , Don Johnson , Cheech Marin Produced: 1996 Running Time: 129 min

One Eye Open $4.25 The nature of the beast... That was all DEA agent Carson Turner had thought of since his partner had murdered his family. Then, just as the trail of evidence went cold, his enemy's beautiful sister, Brenna Lupe, appeared, offering him the chance for more than revenge. She gave him a chance for justice. Brenna felt as if a silver bullet had been launched at her heart. Until now, she'd always been aware of her brother's whereabouts. With that gone, she had to make a deal with his sexy former partner. But being around Carson--touching him--brought her untamed side to the surface. With the full moon finally shedding light on their investigation and her brother in their sights, would Carson forgive the deception of a real she-wolf?

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Ovolo Tin Wan $178.28 Ovolo Tin Wan is located close to Victoria Peak Tower, Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens, and Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Centre. Nearby points of interest also include Happy Valley Race Course and Government House. Hotel Features. This 4 star property offers limo/town car service and business services. Wireless Internet access is available in public areas. A bar/lounge is open for drinks. The hotel serves a complimentary breakfast. Additional property amenities include barbecue grills, multilingual staff, and laundry facilities. Guestrooms. 52 air conditioned guestrooms at Ovolo Tin Wan feature minibars and CD players. All rooms include separate sitting areas and desks. Kitchens include microwaves, refrigerators, coffee/tea makers, and cookware/dishes/utensils. Bathrooms feature handheld showerheads. They also offer makeup/shaving mirrors, scales, and complimentary toiletries. Wireless Internet access is available. In addition to safes, guestrooms offer direct dial phones with voice mail, as well as free local calls (restrictions may apply). Televisions have premium satellite channels and DVD players. Also included are complimentary bottled water and windows that open. Housekeeping is offered daily and guests may request extra towels/bedding.

Crystal Open Oval Evil-Eye Bracelet $85 The gorgeous symmetry of the crystal open oval evil-eye bracelet harbors a small evil-eye detail that attracts good fortune. The sparkling crystals add a modern and stylish touch. This precious bracelet fastens with a rose gold vermeil lobster-claw clasp.

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Tin Can Bay Motel $155.61 Located in Tin Can Bay, Tin Can Bay Motel is by the sea. Property Features. Recreational amenities include an outdoor pool. Wireless Internet access (surcharge) is available in public areas. The motel serves English breakfasts (surcharges apply). Self parking is complimentary. Wedding services, tour/ticket assistance, and tour assistance are available. Additional property amenities include barbecue grills and laundry facilities. Extended parking privileges may be offered to guests after check out (surcharge). A total renovation of this property was completed in September 2011. Guestrooms. 12 air conditioned guestrooms at Tin Can Bay Motel feature washers/dryers and ceiling fans. Accommodations offer garden views. Beds come with triple sheeting. At this 3 star motel, accommodations include kitchenettes with microwaves, refrigerators, cookware/dishes/utensils, and kitchen linens (dishtowels, sponges, etc). Bathrooms feature showers and complimentary toiletries. Wireless Internet access is available for a surcharge. LCD televisions are available in guestrooms. Rooms also include windows that open and clock radios. Guests may request irons/ironing boards and hair dryers. Housekeeping is available daily. Guestrooms are all non smoking. This property does not have an official STAR Rating from AAA Tourism Pty Ltd. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system. Notifications and Fees:There are no room charges for children 18 years old and younger who occupy the same room as their parents or guardians, using existing bedding. The following fees and deposits are charged by the property at time of service, check in, or check out. Pet fee: AUD 20.00 per room, per stay (maximum AUD 20.00 per stay)Fee for in room wireless Internet: AUD 5.00 per 24 hour period (rates may vary)English breakfast fee: AUD 15.00 per person (approximate amount) The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change. This property does not have an official STAR Rating from AAA Tourism Pty Ltd. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system. Notifications and Fees:There are no room charges for children 18 years old and younger who occupy the same room as their parents or guardians, using existing bedding. The following fees and deposits are charged by the property at time of service, check in, or check out. Pet fee: AUD 20.00 per room, per stay (maximum AUD 20.00 per stay)Fee for in room wireless Internet: AUD 5.00 per 24 hour period (rates may vary)English breakfast fee: AUD 15.00 per person (approximate amount) The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

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Open Eye, Open Heart: Haiku and Two Sagas $26 Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry perfected between the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries by masters like Basho, Buson, and Issa. Haiku illuminate what is happening in this place at this moment. They are short, concise, immediate, created out of direct experience. My Haiku are an invitation to share wondrous, feeling encounters I have with Nature, and with my nature. Two Sagas The haiku are followed by two sagas. These are derivatives of haiku. They are palpable, direct exposures of my heart made up of immediate experience. Author: Hockman, Stanley Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 148 Publication Date: 2000/07/01 Language: English Dimensions: 8.50 x 5.50 x 0.34 inches

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